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Some Useless Metric Conversions


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1 million million microphones = 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox
1/10th of a spouse = 1 decimate
1000 uphill paths = 10 centigrade
100 Peppermint Patties = 1 sentiment
4 gun shots = 2 parachutes
100 puzzle parts = 1 centerpiece

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